This was gonna be a meaningful blog but now it's just GTA V and my vulgarity

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP (if same-sex / same-gender) debating on how open to be about their relationship. Person A has no problem with being out, but person B is still in the closet and is reluctant and a little afraid. Do they come to an agreement?

danbutt:

"would you suck a dick fo-" yes

(via regirocked)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via valiumd)

Only a bad musician blames their instument

— My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

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vonmunsterr:

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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that last one is the most important one wow

(via starfish-monster)

stonedocean:

"FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAID THE BIGOTED SHIT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY BECAUSE I KNOW I’D GET SHIT FOR IT IF I SAID IT MYSELF. FINALLY I CAN RIDE THE COATTAILS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S IGNORANCE SO MY OWN IGNORANCE CAN BE VALIDATED. FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT"

(Source: ghirahimu, via jesuschristvevo)

mydogsnokes:

i hope aliens aren’t sad. i hope they’re okay

(via vajoochie)

I never blacklist anything because I wanna keep up on all the good things that are being done involving that sort of thing but after tonight I went on here and now I’m having a panic attack :))))))))))